I'm a huge fan of Flight of the Conchords and can't wait to see you live at UCF in April. I just thought I should tell you that we're meant to be together, me and you, in the nude, by the food... but seriously, I'm pretty sure we're going to have a fabulous life and make beautiful children.
So if you feel the need to propose on stage at UCF, that's perfectly fine. I'll be the one up front with the huge I <3 Bret t-shirt.
Your soul mate,