I just read in an article that said "the average woman kisses 79 men before getting married."
That's a lot of frogs, I mean men.
So I decided to count up how many I've kissed and see how far I have to go before finding the oh-so-sought-after prince. 17 down. 62 to go.
You've got to be kidding me.
Maybe I'll start a kissing booth. Make some money and get the 61 out of the way all at the same time.
So pop a mint and pucker up 'cause I've got work to do.